Talk about a staring contest! In addition to this fierce-looking llama, the local berry farm has pygmy goats and sheep, as well as the more typical farm animals like horses, chickens, herding dogs and many cats.
In my mind, instead of the knee-jerk reaction to name him “Larry” or “Lenny” (so-o-o predictable), a stare that intimidating is deserving of something more noble and worthy of his elegant demeanor. Evidentally, there is a Limerick contest out there in cyber space. This is my spur-of-the-moment offering:
There once was a handsome young llama.
Who stared cross the fence with great drama.
He blinked in surprise
At the donkey’s disquise
Won’dring what he would say to the “farm’a.”
Surely someone can come up with something better with very little effort.